The Republic of Jewish Moscow is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.775 billion Jewish Moscowians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The thriving Jewish Moscowian economy, worth 245 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 65,032 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 230,195 per year while the poor average 13,265, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jewish Moscow's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jewish Moscow is ranked 253,868^th in the world and 9,270^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 16.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.